Tuesday, November 30, 2010

YAY!!!

Just got my replacement A10 Cyclone today, the last one gave me plenty of joy over the year and a half and considering I used it roughly 10 times more than most boys (It really feels like I am still going threw puberty or something sometimes) it was well worth it. Time to break in this new one.


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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Ads, promotion, and followers?

I realize I created this blow only a few days ago but I am lacking people,followers, readers. I recently looked up how to attract people to my blog and I think one of the pages said to enable Ads or Ad sense, there is also Google Affiliate Network. I have been out of the Html area for a very long time so I have forgotten a lot and not being an efficient writer I suppose is a downside. The truth is that I speak from experience and as long as you can get past the typos, bad grammar and punctuation to understand what I am talking about then I think you may enjoy my opinions.

The problem I am having is that I did not make this page to make money or to be sold out to a toy distributor or manufacturing company like 99% of the sex toy review/blog sites out there right now. I made this to speak the truth about male masturbation toys and to give my two cents hoping these company's may see me and realize some changes they can make or to inspire someone who has the money to develop a company (Id actually take a job with that if your offering, I still wont say X company is the greatest on here).
Another reason is to help people avoid crappy products like the AutoBlow, The Fleshlight Spingasm, and for that fact the fleshlight (for the same price you can get a tenga flip hole and its 20000 times better than a fleshlight).
The last reason is for me to post my rants about things like pornos all being basically the same and how male circumcision is an awful genital mutilation surgery.

I really don't want to add the advertisements, If it will help get people here and reading this blog then I may eventually do it but for now I think I will just give this blog a little more time. Perhaps I will go threw and proof read all my entry's (I really would like someone to do this for me, if you are interested email me at bettertoysbetterfun@yahoo.com or leave a comment on this post or the post asking people for help).

I really do think I have some intelligence when it comes to the male masturbation toys, I am not afraid to try anything, iv been at it for many years and have tried many toys, I have done my homework on every toy out there including odd/unknown Japanese toys and industrial toys such as the fucking machines and drilldo. I have an understanding of mechanical applications and I know what will feel good on a penis.

Take for example my work/idea with the Rends A10 Cyclone.
The A10 uses micro-usb to attach to the R1 controller, it uses the power pack of 3 C size batteries to power the unit with a ic chip. I have always been pissed at Rends for not allowing people to directly hook the A10 up to your pc, even if it was only for power it would rid yourself of those bulky C batteries. I think I can remove the A10's batt pack and install something to provide power from your pc's USB port....

***WARNING TECHNICAL INFO DON'T TRY ON YOUR OWN PRODUCT UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING*** 
Lets get started, a micro-usb to standard usb converter is around 5-10 bucks at newegg.com. A computers usb port provides 5 volts or 500-900 mA @ 5V depending on USB version, that is more than enough to power the A10 cyclone actually a little too much so you will need to splice in a resistor to remove that extra power and make sure you carry over the ic chip (after resistor(s))... solder in a usb cable (cause the micro usb already goes to controller and we are not replacing the controller only the battery pack) and plug it into your laptop or desktop, enjoy the battery free masturbation!

If you know about this advertisement crap or think you can help me please send me an email at
BetterToysBetterFun@yahoo.com

Waiting for my A10 Cyclone

I placed my order for my replacement A10 Cyclone on Friday. I had also emailed ToyDemon asking them if they could replace the Medusa Head M/L with the Medusa Head S/M because I already had a M/L. They said that because of sanitary reasons they could not swap out the cup inserts but they would be able to give me a free coupon for the small cup insert. Having already placed my order I emailed them back and informed them of such, Its the weekend so pretty much nothing moves, yet ToyDemon started this sale on friday, its a big sale so in my opinion they should be working threw the weekend, its something I would do if I owned the company.

Never the less it was extremely kind of them to give me a free small Medusa Head, I don't know if its just because they are great people, if my past experience of my A10 breaking has anything to do with it, or if its simply that I am a good customer, I am going to say its all 3.

The Sale continues until Wed I think, so take a look they have a lot on sale at great prices.

www.ToyDemon.Com

Rends A10 Piston

Rends is at it again, this coming year they will be releasing the A10 Piston, a stroking masturbation toy hence the piston name. There are few details known about the product, especially in the states because the product is all the way in Japan.

3-24-2010 Rends released information on there site saying they attended the Shanghai health care expo (Aka China adult care Expo) displaying the new A10 Piston and saying "which we think will be a mega hit for sure" they unfortunatly did not go into details and further searching has left me empty wanting more. The small photo they included is not really that descriptive, the A10 piston looks to be relatively small because you may notice what I think is a A10 Cyclone cup insert slightly to the right and in front of the product.


I am hoping for USB power and programing support as well as some sort of hands free harness or device/platform to maintain its hands free'ness. Also I do wish the unit will have the exchangeable inserts like the cyclone so you can change up the feeling you get. I hope the product will release for the same price the cyclone did, if anything I may be willing to pay up to 200 bucks for a thrusting device if it is good.

Time will tell, the unit is scheduled for release in Spring/Summer 2011


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M

The hidden pleasures of the penis

You would be surprised how many of my friends I have talked to about shower head penis stimulation and vibration penis stimulation and they have never tried or even thought of it.

A simple way to spice up your shower jerk off session is to use a shower head that has a massage function the type where it puts out a solid beam of water that spins around in a circle. If you can catch the sweet spot on the shower head settings by moving the dial around slightly you can have it where that solid beam doesn't move around or rarely moves around. Then you just place your penis under the beam so it is hitting the top of your head when your in a standing position. You can thrust back and forth or simply jerk off while the beam stimulates your penis head to a blissful orgasm. Some shower head models will be difficult to get into that sweet spot, I wish I had a list of ones that work the best, if anyone knows or knows of a toy that does this for the shower please post a comment.

Another way to get off is by using vibrations, some of my first masturbation experiences as a boy were with a Panasonic Panabrator II back massager.





You can use any type of back massager/vibrating egg/bullet as long as it provides enough power for you. The cheap 10 buck ones found at the drug store bins typically will not work. I still use the same exact Panabrator II as I did when I was around 8-10 years old. I have also tried a wonderful product called the Scorpion stinger, it is a penis and ball harness with a prostate stimulator and very powerful vibrating egg. I was able to pull out the egg and use the cock/ball harness to wrap it around the head of my penis or toss it into the tip of a condom. It actually brought me to several hands free climaxes as long as I had not already climaxed from another source thus numbing my senses a little. Also vibrations are used in male fertility processes, sometimes when doctors need to get a semen/sperm sample they will give the patient a penis vibrator to help them ejaculate and in other cases the guy is completely unable to ejaculate but with a hour or two stimulation by the vibs and a doctor he is able to produce enough fluid to potentially get his wife pregnant.

A note on vibrations. I remember reading that prolonged use may cause some damage to blood vessels or something along those lines. I have noticed that prolonged use of my panasonic back massager does give me some numbness that takes a good 30mins to an hour to go away. I have also noticed that during some of my crazy sessions if I primarily use the vibrator without a condom my skin on the top part of my penis head will become chapped even producing some very small sores/scabbing, this is after many long uses and I should also mention my vibrator is a little old and the material is a bit cracked/worn so this could be causing the issue, never the less be careful and if anything wear a condom to help prevent any damage.

I have been interested in the personal ultrasound devices for mussel therapy because they are suppose to produce vibrations even stronger, I have never found any info weather or not these things are useful for masturbation. One day I may purchase one to help with my back pain if anything and Ill let you know.

Why is porn all the same?

Im tired of watching the same thing over and over again in porno. Weather its straight, gay, or bisexual it starts and ends the same way for the majority of them, isn't the industry getting tired of it? The guy gets hard he either gets a blow job and cums or blow job then fucks the person and cums, the part that is annoying me is the guy always pulls out to cum, using his own hand to jerk off and shoot onto the other persons face/body. When I have sex I cum inside the other person, when they suck me off I cum inside there mouth, the who point is that the other person is making you achieve orgasm to me.

We all know I am gay and in gay porn its the worst, there are few if any with true oral creampies! Once again all the same, the guy gets off pulls out and jerks his own penis until he cums ontop of the other person, blah blah blah.... I have seen roughly 2 of these oral creampies that were true to the name, in one the guy is getting sucked and he cums inside the other persons mouth, you can tell he is shooting because the way he is moaning, his body twitching, and then the person sucking his penis releases the suction a little to allow the cum to spill out around his penis as he continues to suck on the guys sensitive dick the guy further begins to moan, scream, and shake even more because his penis is so sensitive from just spunking. We need more films like that and I hate all the ones who label themselves cream pies or say they have creampies only to have the guy using his own hand to shoot on the other person!!!

Sure its a sign of completion to some people to see the guy shooting, but you know the guy has shot when the film is done like i described above!!!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Looking for help with blog/review

If you can help me with the blog/review in any of these ways contact me.


Html editing the look/feel of page

spell/fact checking as well as editing and making sure I come across as something people can understand, I am not
the best writer/blogger so someone who can proof read would be great.

Guys who have digital cameras and are willing to take photos/video of there penis being stimulated by the devices. Must be thin white male age 18-20 (or look young). Then for them to write a personal review on said device/toy.

Guys who want me to use the device on them and will allow me to photograph/video tape them being pleasured by the device and then write a review on the device/toy. Male must be thin white 18-20 years old (or looks that young) have a average to small penis (preferably thin penis, perfect size would be 5-6" long and 4" or thinner girth) larger guys may contact me too but I may reject you if you are too large, long but thin penises are very welcome. Also you must be in the Chicago land area or have the means to travel to this area.

No one will be paid, this is volunteer only, if you think you meet any part of the listings and are willing to help this blog/review please contact me at bettertoysbetterfun@yahoo.com

Also note you do not have to be gay in order for me to use the device/toy on you, your identity will remain anonymous on the blog and any photos/video taken of you will not show your face/head unless you specify otherwise.

Rends A10 Cyclone powered by the R1 controller




 Introducing the Rends A10 Cyclone, powered by the R1 controller, this thing is FUCKING AMAZING!!! It has a few downsides but its well worth the price of $179.99 (USD) for the Kit. The Kit contains:
- Rends R1 Controller and Bach Roter (Vibrating bullet)
- The A10 Cyclone and 1 spacer
- The Medusa head cup insert

The A10 is well built, it works by spinning the cup insert in a variety of patterns and directions in order to make you have an orgasm where your screaming at the top of your lungs.

You have the R1 controller that your able to choose 7 different rotation patterns and 7 different speeds to combine the pattern with. The speed control is a pro and a con because its more of a power or torque control, if your penis is thicker then this is a good feature because you increase the power/torque to spin the unit.

The A10 unit comes with 1 spacer, the medusa head cup insert and a silicone bumper thingy so when its placed against your pubic area it has cushion. You can and will want to order more spacers depending on how long your penis is. The goal of the unit is to spin around your penis head, this makes perfect sense because you get 90% or more of your pleasure from the head of your penis, especially the Frenulum (underside of penis head where the ridges meet)
You screw in the spacers and then add the cushion part, I use 3 spacers on my unit but I think I could use 2, I find it better when I use 3 because then the insert I have in is just on my head and puts less strain on the motor.
The Medusa head cup insert (M/L) is a great cup, its basically a silicon cup with a bunch of tentacle feelers the rub all over the penis head as it rotates in the mode you select. Recently released was a smaller version of the Medusa called the S/M, its simply a tighter fit for those boys with a thinner penis. I think I am average or a little above average on thickness, I am 5" long (perhaps 5.3") and a little over 4.50" thick but I just had to replace my A10 because it broke and got the smaller head with it. (I will explain later about my A10 breaking).
Besides the Medusa, Rends offers 4 other cup inserts

 The 3 other cup inserts are as follows:
The Fella roller cup insert, it basically has a protrusion like a tong that spins around the head of your penis. My experience it is pretty good but a little unstable.

The Crystal cup insert, this cup is amazing, it is mega tight so be careful if your penis is thick, its basically a super tight tube with little almost pyramid cones that spin around your penis. This is my favorite cup of them all (so far).

The Freestyle cup insert, I have not personally tried this cup yet, but it basically is empty on the inside with a tight hole entrance, the idea is you can fill it with anything you want so say some noodles inside of it that spin around your dick, or anything you can think of within reason.

The Snake pressure cup insert, This is the newest insert in the line up, it basically has a snake kinda curve to it with a mega tight hole. I have yet to personally try this one too, I was about to order it with my recent order but I sadly did not have enough money, it looks wonderful though.

To see all inserts or for more info visit:
http://www.rends.jp/en/products/index.php
Manufacturers home page

http://www.toydemon.com/
A great page for Japanese sex toys for the USA with the best prices I have seen.
(I am not affiliated with any of these pages besides that I own the Rends A10 Cyclone)



Once again this toy is fantastic, It can be hands free the only thing you need to do is get a pair of stretchy pajamas or larger underwear, I needed to cut a hole in my pajamas to make it fit perfectly but the one end just pops out and I close the zipper button around it to keep it in place. I do wish the company made it with areas for straps and sold straps with it so it could be hands free easier.
After adjusting your spacers and plugging the unit into the R1 controller, apply lube to the insert i choose and my penis, I place it on my penis threw the pajamas close the pajamas and turn on the unit. I set the unit on its 3 type of rotation and the 4-5 speed. I enjoy reading erotic stories so I load up some and start reading, my right hand controls the pc and my left hand is lubed up and gently stroking my balls. Sometimes I can last a few hours with this thing on my dick bringing me to the most amazing orgasms I have in my life better than sex! Other times I shoot my load within a few seconds to minutes with still a toe curling ejaculation.
The product is worth the money 10 times over, here is a video about it and then below I will explain some things I had wrong with the unit and some things I wish were different.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2PZKNZrUqI&feature=player_embedded#!



The problems Iv had with the A10:
My first A10 broke after about a month, **BUT** you must understand that I used it a lot! Still it seemed to be a problem with the unit itself, the gears sounded like they were grinding. I contacted ToyDemon (place where I got it) and they promptly sent me a new one after I sent mine back.

Recently it broke again **BUT** again this was after a year to a year and a half, I jerk off a lot and I do use adderall to help me because I am on pain killers for my chronic back pain. The adderall allows me to not use my pain killers because it numbs my pain slightly, on the other hand the adderall makes my sex drive go into overdrive times 10 so I typically will use the device for a 14+ hour period jerking off over and over again with it. I don't recommend this to anyone, I have a script for both of these medications, and its obveous that it broke my toy after a year. I would still say thats pretty damn good because the amount I used the device in a year = the same ammount a normal guy without my problems would use it in a 5-10 year lifetime.

Things I wish were different:
The device uses micro usb to connect to the R1 controller and 3 C size batteries to power the A10. This is great that it uses micro usb but it cant be connected to a computer!!! That annoys the hell out of me, if your going to make the product with a connection meant for a computer, make it connect to the computer! They do make micro USB to standard USB converters and I looked at the power output of a USB port compared to the power of the 3 C size batteries, A USB port on a computer could power the A10!!! Its 2010 people I'm fucking tired of replacing batteries so at the very least if you cant make a computer program to control the A10 unit at least allow the power to come from the USB port, almost all the boys I know jerk off in front of the computer anyways. They could have made a separate add on part for people who want to use batteries or even people who want to use wall outlets. In a perfect world the Rends A10 would be able to connect to a computers USB port and you could then get power from the computer and have a little program to make your own rotation patterns for the A10, I do not run windows os on my laptop (where I jerk off at) I run Linux and I would have gladly installed windows if Rends would have done this and required windows. Then again this is a major problem with I think all male masturbation devices, they all need batteries excluding the extreme high end units like the Venus 2000 that uses a wall outlet but that thing is way over priced and just has a simple smooth sleeve. Rends is releasing a new product come spring/summer 2011 called the A10 piston, it is suppose to thrust up and down and hopefully this will be usb powered and usb programmable


Overall Rating:
9 out of 10 hard penises
10 out of 10 spunk loads
8 out of 10 no hands
8 out of 10 design

Giving the Rends A10 Cyclone a 35 out of 40 Spermys

Hard penis rating = overall pleasure
Spunk loads = How good your orgasm is with the product
No hands = How good the product is for hands free
Design = How well the overall design and function of design is
Spermys = combined of all the above.


If you have a male masturbation device/toy you want me to try out or any suggestions please contact me at
bettertoysbetterfun@yahoo.com

I hope to one day have these company's sending me beta products so I can give them a review and things they should change, I don't know of many people who can jerk off for 14+ hours in a row and thus being able to give them the best ideas on how to change there product.

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