So it begins!
Iv always been an avid sex toy user, from the time I was 17 going on 18 when I purchased my first device called the Robosuck 2 (I guess I purchased it illegally cause I was only 17 but I was not too far away from 18) The toy sure did suck and not in a good way. I eventually gutted the toy and made it worth while but not worth the price I spent on it. Since then its been almost 10 years and I have used a lot more toys, most of them disappoint me and I think all of them could use a redesign to make them better.
I'm here today creating this blog due to my experience and most of all because of all the bullshit crappy blogs and review sites out there I have seen, Male masturbation devices are totally not living up to what they can be, there are TONS and TONS of things out there to fuck chicks and get them off, a lot of them to where the girl doesn't even need to do anything, but the world lacks a lot of options for the guy who wants to lay back and get off without touching his dick.
Take for example the "AutoBlow" I looked into this ""new"" blow job device for guys and its very similar to the RoboSuck 2 I purchased almost 10 years ago. I can almost promise people this toy is going to be worthless. First off if you search Google for reviews of it most of the pages link you back to the company's web site who is selling it, sure they have reviews but all of them are so wonderful sounding who wouldnt want to buy it, either the reviews they posted on there site are bogus and made up by them or they have simply filtered out ALL of any even slightly negative ones. In my opinion if your product is good (according to autoblow its "amazing") then allow anyone/everyone to post a review or comment! If its that great people will praise it. The few pages that do review it says it sucks and the comments on those pages of people who have tried it say the same thing that it sucks and is worthless. Next the AutoBlows web page says the device is hands free.... Ummm the videos that show the guys using it shows them holding it with one hand!!! How the FUCK is that hands free?!?!?! In my opinion for it to be hands free it must stay on the guys penis and not fall off unless he becomes limp or something drastic happens, allowing the guy to place his hands behind his head or where ever. The last complaint I would say is this device is still battery powered, almost everyone who jerks off has a computer and is going to use that computer to jerk off to porn, why are these company's not making these devices USB compatible, a interface to control the unit would be nice but at least give us the ability to use the USB port as a power source! Common people its 2010!!!
Basically this is my goal, to explain my opinions of some male jerk toys most of them will be of the automatic hands free type and to give my first hand experience with them as well like the Rends R1 A10 Cyclone Male masturbation toy, its amazing but has some issues and I will soon be posting my experiences with it.
